itsonlynoon:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

in other news if someone slashes your tires but only slashes 3, slash the remaining tire so your insurance will pay for it instead of paying out of pocket.

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote)

beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

yaelstiel:

Just look at his face and see how truly grateful he is. [x]
timothykelleherseyebrows:

#fitness #motivation